Sorry, you can't poop because AWS is down
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Its just a Smart Pipe rip off
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I have great news for you.
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On "X the everything app":
User AryanRebirth1488 from Indonesia just took a gigantic shit into the toilet. Hey, go to the toilet and take a shit more often! This was posted from an X-crete, Elon Musk's newest venture into bathroom products.
Why even bother with fingerprints anymore, when they now have colon prints?
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Ratemypoo website was quite a trip back in the early 2000s
This thing auto posting my poops on every social media platform would be the only reason I would even consider it.
Because now you need an app to know if you have diarrhea
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Let me guess: this is all requiring cloud services.
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13 years ago The Verge constantly hyping "The Quantified Self" has resulted in this.
Skeets & toots ahoy!
Who doesn't want their Instagram followers to know about their UTI before they do?
Only now have we managed to automate the role of the groom of the stool
does it photo the tip of the dick and balls dangling dangerously close to the piss and shit water?
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