"That's a problem for future me, that guy's a jerk anyway."

the next morning: "Past me is an asshole."

laughs in forgot to plug in my EV

I shave my head. I have to shave it every two or three days or I look like a mangy old dog. I wait until just before I go to bed to shave it, at which point I'm too tired and I tell myself I'll do it in the morning before work, which of course I never do. So I end up shaving it once every three weeks, and spend most of the time looking like a mangy old dog.

I eventually hit upon the strategy of shaving a small patch somewhere on my head before I go to bed, which forces me to do the rest of the job in the morning before work. Except that I usually forget I did that and often go to work looking like a mangy old dog that somebody tried to shave before giving up. Fortunately I'm a school bus driver so I only scare children.

Too many beans?

Is this somekind of joke Im too non-american to understand?

I get gas on Friday mornings, every second or third week. I leave a little earlier and if I’m a little late to work, who cares. And when I’m at the gas station I get myself a little something extra too

Many such cases (me)

Former gas station manager here.

The vast majority of people fill up in the morning. Then they accused us of making them late for work.

I'm fortunate that a lot of stuff is east of me, and that leaving my house and going east on the nearby highway there's a gas station right there.

But on that off chance I have to go north, I'm screwed. And those are the days I leave it for tomorrow.

This kills the fuel pump.

Same with putting air in the tires, especially with the change of seasons.