Ahhh, nice.

Hi beeeeach

I made a dinky little baby damper in the air fryer, just as an experiment.

Holy shit, this is brilliant

The man has bought himself a present. He has waited 6 months for this. He is so excited.

Ol' boy rocked up w/ a $600 grass tree. Haven't planted it yet but looking at the price and care instructions... fuck that. I mean it looks nice but who the f pays that for single tree.

I've got PT in the morning and an old mate is coming over so we can geek out over guitars lol

Goodnight all ❤️

Good morning 😴

This is the raw dogging version of gratitude lol

Uhhh… you guys aren’t gonna guess what happened.

TL;DR surprise pumpkins

Unfortunately I already filled the big pots with flowers and what little ground soil I have is invaded by creeping grass and tree roots from shithead neighbours. I might see if my friend’s kid wants the seedlings and if I can beg a lift to donate the seeds to a seed library

Happy World Menopause Day 🔥 🧊🔥 🧊🔥

I need to leave the house again because I do NOT have any chocolate and I can already sense my disappointed realisation later tonight when I need some.

Edit: I am replete. I knew you folks would understand.

Annnd already the snails got all the larger sprouts. I had watered them in after planting and intended to bring the pots inside after the excess water had drained but it seems snails are faster than you think.

More are on the way but that was really shitty. I saw the large fellow crawling away that probably did it and yeeted him as high and far as I could over the fence.

To celebrate World Menopause Day I'm reading Kaz Cooke's It's The Menopause book. YarraByte's bomb seems appropriate today.

Open offer to join me tonight for Indian (flora, thx _pilk) and a fringe dance show "Odd to be beings" in the cbd this evening, or not. Xo e: The show is $20-$25 and I'm expecting Indian to be a bit less, so ~$50 all up.

It's getting hot outside in the sun, but the planting is progressing well. I have 8 holes dug for the next lot of plants, then have 12 groundcovers to plant and I'll have them all in. It's around 60 plants all up, into unimproved soil with grass cover that needs to be removed so it's a lot of work, but I should have it done by the end of the day. Then I get to start on planting the vegies and improving the lawn. Garden boot camp, some people would pay good money to be forced to do this much exercise!

How long do you wait outside someone's house when you organised to meet them but they're out running errands and are notoriously bad with times?

I’m just chilling today. It’s great

I’ve been matching fluffballs nap cadence.

Man being a cat must be awesome lol

I successfully got all the planting done. I think I'm going to be sore tomorrow!

It's amazing how much bigger all the tubestock looks once its actually in the ground and spread out. Hopefully it will soon be much bigger in reality and starting to look like a proper garden.

I have to try and get together enough energy to make some dinner now (for me, the pets are already done) and sort out some lunch for work tomorrow. I'd really rather just stay on the couch.

Boyo is outside, both to be a stenchful smoker and hiss at possums. The latter is approved.

Morning y’all

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