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[โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago (21 children)

The man has bought himself a present. He has waited 6 months for this. He is so excited.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lube flavours are getting weirder by the day.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    is that like a gallon of sambal oelek?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Sambal olek has around 500 - 1000 scoville rating. This has 1.2 million scoville rating. It does however have the same texture if that's what you mean.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I... I...

    I'm sorry, what?! Is that rating system broken? Would he chow through the Hot Ones without missing a step?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Approved!I'd go the Scorpion Strike over the plain, but yay ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I just looked it up and told him how hot it was and his eyeballs got very wide with interest. You are one sick puppy catfish.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Thank you! I'm a bit confused how he found the industrial size bottle without seeing their whole range, but arse burn on babe.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Because he's bought this size before and when he ran out he went to order it again but it was out of stock. So he patiently waited. He buys it from blonde chilli not the chilli factory because it's cheaper and no delivery fee.

    He generally doesn't look at sauces only pastes because he says they're weak. He knows differently now.

    Ps. He no longer gets ring sting.

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