Why would anyone date their roommate?

I was called "her friend" while my ex was pregnant with our child. I'll forever hate those types of people.

See, they're specialists. They're dating using radiocarbon methods, obviously

Ever since Tumblr invented homosexuality and new genders, we have the technology to make this work. Get with the times, old man!

I enjoy that "Boygenius" implies they're experts in the matter of boys and their conclusion was: Nah.

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