I’d try it…
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Nah we don't have a common enemy, you couldn't accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there's someone with a worse taste, you'll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you'll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you'll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more "flamboyant" than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)

Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.

Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis

... I'd try it..

I've never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?

I'd fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.

Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

FFS let people eat what they want in peace.

New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them

You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.

Nah, I don't judge people based on their food preferences.

!pizzacrimes@lemmy.world

Would

Potato on pizza 1000% victory

You don't peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON

You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.

This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.

I mean, I'd try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn't expect to

"I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!"

"...no, no, that's fine I'm still going to eat it."

I've always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it's because I'm allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I'll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.

I absolutely would eat that.

Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.

Ate a quattro formagi bianca with figs, last week. It was delicious.

I've never eaten kiwi, so I don't know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

Needs more anchovies and pineapple.

Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It's exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V

Hell, nah. Pineapple and kiwi on pizza are the same category.

Hi, I'm the enemy

Seams like the exact depravity a filthy pp* goblin would eat

*(P)ineapple (P)izza

thats alot of kiwi on a pizza.

I will find you. When I find you I am going to torture you until you cannot handle it anymore. And when you cannot handle it anymore you will die. But when you die you will not relax, because I will be there with you.

I am a dill pickle on pizza fan. Works well with red, but it really shines with olive oil, pesto, mozarella, some dill weed sprinkled over the cheese, then slice coins from the vlassic dills (or any crunchy salty pickle - not the sweet stuff. YUCK).

People that legitimately judge people based on their pizza topping preferences are on the same level of emotional intelligence as those who refuse friendships with people who root for a rival sports team

It's torches and pitchforks time people.

This is a breach of the Geneva Convention

My daughter and wife both made the appropriate horrified, shocked face when I showed them this.

Personally, as long as I can have my deep pan, spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, spicy sausage x2, doner meat x2, peperonni, fresh chilli, and jalapeno pizza I don't care what other people have on theirs. My wife likes sweetcorn and pineapple, and knowing this I still married her.

I wouldn't try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?

Fake outrage was funnier when we didn't have real problems to argue about.