But also because Florida is full of these.

We're also the 3rd most populous state. It's also easier to get up to shenanigans when you're not locked inside by a 40' wall of snow and ice.

Hey did you happen to get bit by a dog? 'Cause I'm kind of a mack at dog bites.

i guess she's going by the "don't drink and drive" rule, a little too literally. but the law obviously doesn't say that; it says under influence/while intoxicated, so even on a technicality she doesn't pass.

Interesting. In the US, most jurisdictions have open container laws: A drink needs to be either factory sealed or in a place where it is not readily accessible (such as a trunk) or the driver is in violation.

I feel like the law is not drunk driving but something more like "operating a motor vehicle with a blood alcohol level above something something..."

New? People being people I'm sure we must have been attempting this kind of defense since Hammurabi, if not earlier...

Was about to say this. Excellent drinking game. I used to always shotgun mine at the start and drive uninterrupted and tipsy the rest of the race. Good times.

I was that kid, too, but about smoking.

Ah but you are assuming Floridians can read, classic blunder

Listen up liberal MADD atheists! If you tell us to not drink and drive, then don't make shit up, when we drink when not driving. This is just like the IRS going after criminal fraudulent conservative religious groups. It's a witch hunt!!!!

Of course the ml had to explain it 😂

No way

I don't think sovcits care about the larger picture of legalism, per se, as much as finding loopholes in it that they can then close after themselves. The ones who want to share their, uh, "discoveries" about manipulating The Man seem to want to sell what they know at a premium.

I agree with the sentiment but there isn't a single post in this thread commenting on the appearance of the mugshot.

Im not seeing any other comments here talking about her looks?

And i think going after drunk drivers is one of the things im pretty okay with the state using its 'unlimited monopoly on violence' for.

People on the internet are quick to judge and never forget.