Unless they're also gay

Hey! Hey! Stop fuckin around with Korean Jesus. He busy. With Korean shit.

On the side of Jesus.

Yet somehow never comes out on top.

You can thank the Scotts for that

It's a proud nation.

And the Olympic games lol

What war was that?

Usually the play on these is to pick the opposite side to Israel but this one's tough bc Israel's on both sides.

I'm picking the left side bc China had brain-meltingly bad foreign policy during this era and there's also Rhodesia and apartheid South Africa on the right.

It's the only way we can be sure of losing

The UK:

I like how they worked in a Biden/Harris flag opposite the American flag

Across history, it's probably had enough time to be on both sides of most conflicts at one time or another. As well as arming both sides, and drawing the lines on the maps that created a few of the problems.

So is the us

The sun never sets on the empire...

UK fighting against a situation it created seems honestly correct

That’s my guess as well, but I feel too many flags on the right don’t match the core tankie bs. Biden ? Vatican ?

There are quite a lot of gay people who are anti trans.

Which is incomprehensible to me, but it is a thing.

Tbh the idea of tankies idolising freedom and Jesus seems pretty wild.

I was going to point out that several flags are on both sides but then like yeah... fair point.

Nah. England vs.

(Shirts n skins)

2 eras of israel on opposing sides lol

North and South Korea as well

And Palestine

Ugh why is the state of Mississippi on the Jesus side?

Usually id agree but this is clearly chaotic for the sake of being chaotic. Even if nothing else gave it away, Israel and Palestine are on the same side.

Edit: also, a tankie would've never put south Korea on the 'good' side.

Sure but I feel that is offset by the NATO/Ukraine flag, also the fuck is Mississippi doing there.

Dude you have up to soon. The fun is continuing down each side because the "team ups" are confusing

Except on slavery. Outlawed that shit early, much to the US' bemusement.

Is there an upper limit to how white they can male Jesus?

this just in: lgbtq, japan, the united states, and olympics are vanilla and boring while palestine, switzerland, france, and biden are cray cray.

New Zealand's on the right. What did we do?