I have "organ donor" designated on my drivers license. Might that appease the vengeful spirits of our native American ancestors?

Disco ghosts please

If i got haunted by some fucking teen doing stupid shit for an ethereal smartphone camera i would be severely disappointed.

We should have all the disfigured kids killed in factory work from the early 1900s screaming curses at you in 1920s paperboy lingo.

They're all wearing sleep shirts

Good idea if they have gas. But it's probably just the photos framed on the wall.

I'll never forget I was 4 years old I asked my dad if the pictures on the wall could see. Without taking a moment to think, he simply said "Yes." I immediately suspected he was an idiot and that entire exchange has stayed with me.

I was thinking maybe electrical outlets

Damn this meme got me thinking about things

I do not have nearly enough Mormon blood on my hands for my ancestors to like me.

Yeah, German ancestors get really happy when you endure pain for the pleasure of it

That or we believe the only reason any dead person would stay in the US is because they're trying to do as much damage as physically possible as vengeance

Are we gonna acknowledge the hundreds/thousands of years Christians used their faith to invade and occupy numerous regions of the world? Then they enslaved the native people to extract local resources for the gain of the Church white people. Or in the case of America just lynch and murder the indigenous people. Maybe thats why Americans are afraid of their racist origins and ghosts

I mean, the US is bad, but everywhere is just as bad. Groups of humans have been killing other groups of humans and taking their land for millennia.

It's because of movies and TV.

How many TV shows or movies would have lasted 4 minuets and had no drama or action if someone had just picked up a cell phone? Same thing here.

I don't know if you know this, but there's Americans absolutely fucking everywhere around here. You'd want a gun if you were surrounded by Americans too

This is actually the right way to approach them.

Exercise the scary house and banish needy house spirits like gnomes or brownies. If it's fae, tell them to get fucked, fae are the worst abusers. Don't let parasites dictate how you run your home.

Can confirm, have had mythical beast in house for a couple of decades at this point. Doesn't do any harm so long as we keep some coins taped to the wall nearby, protects the place otherwise.

Europe and Asia have extensive folklore traditions...