Huh. I've only been asked once. Figured it was a bit strange, gladly sent it anyway, not insecure on that issue.

Maybe it's an age thing? I'm GenX and nearly ever lover I've had is as well.

I wrote out a guide a while back which people seemed to appreciate.

Just put a little effort in it. If you want your dick to be admired, frame it in a way worth admiring.

just apply food photography techniques

Hahaha amazing!!!

I feel now like my language choices before...perhaps they made it sound like I wanted my cat to bring me just the dicks, no man attached to them, haha, but no. It was just a synecdoche, having the man be represented by a dick, lol. Like how people call their car their "wheels" though wheels aren't the whole car. Or more directly how men might say they're going out to try and get some p***y, when they mean an entire woman.

And of course men have other parts to themselves thatcI appreciate. Take legs for example- pants require legs so they can be worn, and pants are where the wallet pocket hangs! Legs are also essential for getting them to leave my place when we're done. 😎 (So joking, I promise. I'm not really like this at all. 😂).

All this time in life wasted though, only ever engaging with the permanently-attached-to-a-peron ones of these (silicone not withstanding). I just didn't know there was another option!

Could you imagine something like this scene playing out though: say a guy shells out for a cool new surgery to make his penis detachable. Its a success! He goes to see his girl later, when it's all healed up. Soon after the girl's upset and starts yelling at this guy she's dating, because he was getting a bit too handsy and she was really trying to have a serious conversation with him.

She's like, "COULD YOU PLEASE, like just this once, STOP THINKING WITH YOUR GODDAMN F-ING DICK so we can actually TALK about what's going on with us?".

Then to her surprise he's just like, "sure", then he reaches down into his shorts, detaches his detachable penis, and pulls it out for her to see it for first time detached. You know, the pull out method.😂

Would she be stoked or horrified I wonder?

My cat stopped bringing me his kills pretty immediately after he saw me catch a rabbit barehabded that he was going for to remove it from the yard.

Also, cat behavior can vary wildly from one to another. I had a cat that hunted and ate his kills. Cleared my mice-in-the-walls problems! He never left me a present.

Had another cat that not only showed zero hunting behavior or play, she showed none of the typical behavior we joke about.

Also, none of my cats have ever brought me a present.

It's been 35-years back, but after 4 professors from different disciplines recommended Desmond Morris' books, I dived in. He believed that cats and dogs saw us as cats and dogs, just a different sort. I may be misremembering, but he did write about that idea in relation to dogs.

So that's no longer the thinking? I never felt that my cats viewed me as one of them, but my dogs seemed to. But that's probably me anthropomorphizing.

they are however actually quite social animals and they're clearly bringing it to you, so it's a good bet they want to share, not because they think you're incompetent but just because family helps each other.

"hello human i love you very much, let's eat this mole together :3"

Okay, but at least cat cares about you and wants to meet your needs. What does an unsolicited dick pic do for anybody?

Dick pic is selfish, kitty is not