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[Satire] Pauline Hanson slams Woolies’ brown paper bags, demands white ones instead (chaser.com.au)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/australia@aussie.zone
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Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her newest bizarre campaign, this time attacking brown paper bags, demanding all stores start stocking white bags instead.

“These bags are coming here and ruining our way of life,” she rambled, “I’m not against all paper bags the way some in the media try to claim I am, I am just against these brown ones.” [...]

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[–] 10 points 1 year ago

I don't like it, when you change the bag colour about

I don't like it, when you vote One Nation out

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Please explain

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    In my mind, she's still perpetually stuck on the side of Uluru

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Don't give her ideas.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    https://youtu.be/k870cg2E4LM

    This is Pauline Hanson, an individual that would be out of their depth in a paddling pool. She seems like the type of person who would consider this a priority in her life.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Pauline, you have white blood cells. They're like the cops:

    • they prevent the coloured blood cells from escaping their designated working routes
    • they don't let foreign contaminates immigrate into the body
    • T cells are like SWAT, they just beat the ever loving fuck out of anyone who doesn't look familiar

    Would have figured they were your favourite?

    Just remember when the red blood cells get all the credit, All Blood Cells Matter!

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