Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her newest bizarre campaign, this time attacking brown paper bags, demanding all stores start stocking white bags instead. “These bags are coming here and ruining our way of life,” she rambled, “I’m not against all paper bags the way some in the media try to claim I am, I am just against these brown ones.” [...]

For those living in places where the laws of mathematics apply:

Pauline Hanson = openly racist right-wing politician Woolies = large supermarket chain