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Pauline Hanson slams Woolies’ brown paper bags, demands white ones instead (chaser.com.au)

submitted 1 year ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her newest bizarre campaign, this time attacking brown paper bags, demanding all stores start stocking white bags instead. “These bags are coming here and ruining our way of life,” she rambled, “I’m not against all paper bags the way some in the media try to claim I am, I am just against these brown ones.” [...]

For those living in places where the laws of mathematics apply:

Pauline Hanson = openly racist right-wing politician Woolies = large supermarket chain

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 point 1 year ago*

Pauline, you have white blood cells. They're like the cops:

they prevent the coloured blood cells from escaping their designated working routes
they don't let foreign contaminates immigrate into the body
T cells are like SWAT, they just beat the ever loving fuck out of anyone who doesn't look familiar

Would have figured they were your favourite?

Just remember when the red blood cells get all the credit, All Blood Cells Matter!

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