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[–] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…

    https://www.healthcaredive.com/news/the-16-most-absurd-icd-10-codes/285737/

    I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Thank you for the red circle, I would have never found out what to read without it.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Played too rough and it got swollen and they panicked. Reminds me of my first yank.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    My first yank was around 11 or 12, parents watching All In The Family in the living room, bedtime for me. Got a boner, probably thinking of my Wonder Women comic where she's tied up, again, kept playing with it until it exploded. Did not expect that! Nothing came out. That comes later!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    For a horrifying moment I thought it read "Fidget spinner stuck in penis".

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    thank god it was circled

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Really? No one is gonna comment on how insane it is for a healthcare professional to tweet healthcare data, even if PII is censored?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    "New kink unlocked"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF!?!

    Some supernatural fukery going om.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?

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    I think it’s neat that in a lot of these “penis stuck in thing” cases where bloodflow makes removal difficult a doctor can usually just show the patient the massive needle they will have to insert to remove excess blood and the sight alone usually “solves” the problem.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw

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  • The fuck is RT FOOT PN and why the hell is it not RT FT PN

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  • Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I'm just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I'd do with two. I think it'd mess with my intent.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)