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[–] 158 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Billy Bragg told a story last year about being in a clothing shop somewhere in the southern USA, and when the salesperson discovered his name and that he was a singer/songwriter, she told him there used to be a Billy Bragg back in the '80s who was 'pretty good.'

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  • [–] 87 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Bobcat Goldthwait has a joke about someone coming up to him and saying "No offense, but has anyone ever told you that you look like Bobcat Goldthwait?"

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  • [+] 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I wonder what he's up to now.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Supposedly, Charlie Chaplin once came in something other than first (I think I read sixth, but wouldn't swear to it) in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Thou shalt not publish an article about looks without including a photograph.

    Snopes includes a photo but there is no confirmation it is THE photo.

    https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/03/11/dolly-parton-lookalike-contest/

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  • [–] 83 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If this ever happens to you, it's important that you act clueless and wary.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    As a kid I thought AC/DC was a relatively unknown band based on the fact that only one or two of my classmates had heard of them.

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  • [+] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I’m pretty sure my uncle had never heard of Suicide or Neu!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    If I were your uncle, I would have. (Great bands, both of them.) In truth, the weight of history just gets heavier all the time with new great bands coming along as we type. I bet it wasn't as bad when the Sonics, the VU or the 13th Floor Elevators roamed the Earth...

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago

    Some things never change

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Obscure band from arcane times

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Honestly, this is a tale as old as time.

    Back in the 90s, I remember the one and only time a teacher ever "embarrassed" the son of the richest family in town. He was one of those kids that thought he was God's gift to the Earth, and pretty much every adult in the school system treated him as such.

    Then one day he was loudly raving about "this new band called AC/DC" and the 6th grade teacher had an absolute blast telling everybody how hilarious that statement was.

    For those not in the know, AC/DC was incredibly famous, basically a household name, and had been so for literally decades at that point. And this kid acted like they were brand new up and coming band that nobody had ever heard of before.

    Anyway, I had no empathy. He was a shithead bully of the worst kind, so I'm sure that one time he got made fun of really stung and he fucking deserved it.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I swear that, on top of dressing exactly like we did in the 90s, most of my college students are into the exact same music we were: Metallica, Nirvana, RHCP, Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, are all bands they actively listen too, amongst others. I even had a punch of Primus obssesed dudes once.

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    [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So, funny story, but I did almost exactly this. Highschool me came home super excited about this new band I heard called Black Sabbath. Dad started pulling out vinyl.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And then you instantly lost interest?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Just keep laughing, holding those tears in your eyes, because boys don't cry...

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    My sweet daughter you should dig pornography!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    As much as this is a trend that has always happened I think it’s much more common now with the prevalence of music streaming and the internet. Anyone can look up any music anytime and listen. This exposes people to way more music than just new stuff or stuff they know from their parents

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  • [+] 20 points 1 year ago (9 children)
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    that's because Morrissey is an insufferably pretentious douche. you can tell he was to blame because he went solo and continued torturing eardrums.

    Johnny Marr did okay when he went solo. a little uneven, but better than Morrissey.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I was goth. We never listened to The Smiths.

    This whole thread is bullshit.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    "Go back to listening to your old man bands like The Normal and Alien Sex Fiend or whatever."

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Hey, you heard of this of this new guy, Sinatra? Music is slow and sad, really fits the mood.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I thought ahead, and started making my daughter listen to Bauhaus at six months.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Cite not the deep lore to me, I was there when it was first recorded on LP.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I actually had that experience with my dad once. Back in high school I was blasting Pornography and he told me that he likes Siouxsie and The Banshees better and by the way Robert Smith played on Hyena. Mind blown.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Headphones or did she just assume you didn't know because you asked what it was?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    The Cure has been around for several decades. Only way not to hear of them is to be neck deep in country or bluegrass

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I never heard of them, and I very not 11, and deeply into Belakor, Breakdown of Sanity, Inflected Mushroom

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Inflected Mushroom

    I love this typo/autocorrect. In fact, I think it's a better name for the band. They should definitely add that "L".

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    People, stop ruining music! Tell your kids you've never heard of AC/DC but they have got to hear this band called Nickelback. If they respond "you don't know good music" then your job is done and they think AC/DC is amazing.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I don't get it. Young people are listening to our music it is odd.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Because there hasn't been an alt-mainstream since the rise of the internet.

    Mainstream did survive (e.g. Taylor Swift), but apart from that there hasn't been any of these huge not-quite-mainstream bands for people who don't want to listen to mainstream.

    In the 70s, if you didn't want to listen to mainstream pop, you'd listen to one of the handful non-main-mainstream bands your small record store had in stock. That was e.g. AC/DC, Metallica, Deep Purple, that kind of stuff.

    But since the rise of the internet, MP3, Spotify and all that, people really have choice. If you want to, you can listen to an obscure little band producing professional quality music from a bedroom somewhere in the mountains of Bolivia. That means, if you don't want mainstream, there's a lot of really-not-mainstream easily accessible, and thus there's not a lot of non-main-mainstream bands that a lot of people actually know.

    That's why all the old stuff gets recycled endlessly. Because it's recognizable.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't agree that there isn't an alt-mainstream. Wouldn't stuff like Magdelena Bay, Japanese Breakfast, 100 gecs, Ghost, and Sleep Token qualify? Stuff that you'll find on the album charts or the genre charts, but not in the top 40?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I grew up listening to my dad's music (eagles, Steve Miller, Blue oyster cult etc...) so it's not that unusual that your genetic offspring might gravitate towards certain tastes in music. That said I mostly embraced punk music and my daughter has embraced Sabrina Carpenter and the likes... Not that I want her to enjoy my music, but the stuff these days is largely trash and covering topics that are hollow and pointless. And yes I know not all modern music is that way, but the stuff being shoved in their faces through multiple media sources largely is.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I'm no pop-music apologist, but I sincerely doubt that Sabrina Carpenter's music is any more hollow and pointless than the average generic Top 40 hit from the '80s.

    For instance, here are the lyrics to Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter, which is #2 on the charts right now.

    And here are the lyrics to I'm Alright by Kenny Loggins, which was #10 on the charts at this point in the year in 1980.

    Pop music is pretty much still pop music. There are some analyses that say it's getting simpler over time, but I don't think it was ever all that complex to begin with.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    "Tell me tell me tell me..."

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I’m excited for when this happens to my. My wife is super close minded about music and won’t listen to anything not on the radio and I’m the opposite. My hope is at least one of my kids will be into weird stuff. If I’m lucky it’ll be both.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    IME it only takes one music loving parent genre blind parent to get kids who are eclectic listeners.

    TikTok, oddly, has also gotten them into a lot of old music. I'll come home and they are listening to Depeche Mode or Boz Scaggs.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    At least the kid was listening to the music. I’ve lost count of the number of kids walking around in “Cure,” “Def Leppard,” “Poison,” etc. shirts who have NFC about the band. They just think the shirt looks cool. Which… of course it is, but look it up on YouTube or something, FFS!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    A few years ago my daughter asked for a Sublime shirt. I jokingly told her to name three of their songs. She replies "It's a band?" 🤦

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    you are now so old that south park seems mild, yet its silly cartoons continue to annoy the president and his sycophants.

    is this what you want for the youths? an economnomic model based on collecting underpants!? Step 2 is just A QUESTION MARK?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Didn’t Trent Reznor have a cooking show? That sucked. Which makes sense.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Emo is 20 years old get olded idiots

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