I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.
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Ouf metro cop always regret giving me sass, they usually regret for the end of their lives.
There are enzymes in your saliva that actually dry your lips further when you lick them
That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you'll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you'll always have dry lips when you don't use it
Damn, you've got me. I've only read up to "dry ass" before I've licked my ass
The right meme at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It's okay, if so. Just...what's the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
Not sure if this is sarcasm, but some people want their lips to actually stop being dry.
I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I'm told my lips are soft and I don't slather goo on them.
when i lived in a high humidity environment i didn't need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
Feels good but I'm trying to quit. Down to one stick a season

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