Yeah he absolutely paused for effect there and it just didn't come. I put a Youtube link with the timestamp in the post body.

Looks like a tough crowd for that comedian :)

I mean probably, not like I read it. Just looked it up and he indeed published something with "war on warriors" in the title. I was just surprised he would stop to peddle his book in the middle of a 45 minute fascist screed.

I’d buy a book that sucked dick. Not even to use it, it’d be an absolute marvel, the centerpiece to my collection. I’d tell my family to gather ‘round so I could show them my incredible dick sucking book. They’d applaud and cheer, and I’d hand out tissues so they could dry their cheeks. We’d venerate it, spread its splendor far and wide. Those pages would become a guiding light for all of humanity in the dark days ahead.

Unfortunately, his literature was just bland and written with the air of authority of a COD lobby with a woman in it. Not a blowjob in book form, aside from the stink. Not even close