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Rollercoaster of life (crust-media.piefed.social)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

One thing that’s always struck me was that most people prefer not to die in a hospital, but most end up doing just that.

I propose a system of trebuchets to launch people at high speeds in the general direction of their home just before they pass.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Most people die in hospitals. Statistically speaking, it would seem that going to a hospital is rather dangerous and they should be avoided.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    There is a network of hospitals where I grew up that have the company name "Ascension".

    I always thought that was an incredibly poor choice of naming convention for a hospital. Who wants to go to the hospital to ascend?? Bitch I want to keep living, not "ascend" at your hospital!!

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    • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    So, it's your typical NYC apartment building, but with lower rent.

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    [+] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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