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Well, at least I know it's not that far from my human mind.
Once it took me a good minute to understand that when someone referred to "our furry friends", they were referring to animals...
Trying to search any specific quote by Charlie Kirk within a day or two after his shooting was near impossible. at least on Google. It was about the ninth page of Google when I stopped seeing the majority of the search results being just articles about his shooting.
This is why search engines fucking suck now. Movies, music and shit come up before results on the actual thing you searched for, you should never have to type ladybug the insect, it should have to be ladybug animated series before you get results like this.
It makes me feel like I'm going insane because people look at me like I'm crazy when I complain about this. I legitimately think most people prefer search to work like this and I am completely baffled by it.
That’s the algorithm, basing top results on number of views.
I find it funny that you are complaining about this not happening before while the comment directly above you has a dinosaur-era tumblr post describing the same problem
Kagi for reference

I wish Kagi weren't so expensive or it would be a no brainer for me
Kagi is an amazing search engine, but their CEO is a textbook techbro, raised a few red flags for me. From "we're unpolitical" to "why would you need privacy by design, we say we don't collect data I don't get it" But still, best search I EVER tried.
The results are actually from bing, searching directly on bing gives the same results and ddg is just querying that. Not defending anyone here but I hope this will make people hate Microsoft more. Fuck you Microsoft.
DDG's results are based in Bing's index, but they're not identical. I'm still waiting for DDG to act on a report I made of an extremely antisemitic (actual antisemitic, not anti-zionist) website made up mostly of freebooted content that shows up front and centre in a search I made. Bing doesn't show that site, despite the rest of the results for my query being similar.
search is so bad currently I had to install an AI block list on ublock origin
i looked for software for creating text files from file templates and all results were about c# stuff in visual studio. now, i do work with c#, but this happened across multiple devices and search engines and either way, i would prefer for search engine to not store and collect shit about me and just trust me, that i will specify c#, when thats what im looking for
I always thought they were called ladybirds
They are commonly known as ladybugs in North America and ladybirds in the United Kingdom;
Depends where you are from I guess
Bishy Barnabees
Excuse me? 😂
Genuinely. They've got some mad names lol
That's amazing 😅 where's that name from?
Norfolk in the UK. Supposedly after a particularly flamboyant bishop
Are you fucking with us? I am eating the onion? When I read that I thought you were doing a bit like that greentext with all the goofy fake British names for things.
I am absolutely not doing a bit: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/133526/what-is-the-origin-of-bishy-barney-bee although that's not how I woulda spelled it
Edit: spectator has a more plausible spelling in its article: https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-is-a-ladybird-called-a-bishy-barnabee/
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