There was a pool drain in a final destination? Palahniuk messed up pool drains for me.

I mean, some of that is just good ideas to avoid anyway.

I've worked in workplace security for some years, and oh my god, did it make me afraid of bullshit happening on construction sites...

Wooden beam under bending stress? That's a broken neck for you.

Conveyer belt, transporting coal? Nope, that's a 6 meter per second arm ripping off death machine.

...

And don't get me started on forklifts. We all know what Staplerfahrer Klaus has done.

I'm constantly behind log trucks when I pass through Alabama. Those logs are NOT coming off. Between their roughness and weight, friction has them locked solid. You couldn't pull one straight off the back if your life depended on it.

I only keep my eye on them as they represent an insane amount of mass that can't stop quickly.

Death finds a way

If I go to a hotel or something and they have one of those corded laundry lines in the shower, I'll just be stinky the rest of the trip.

NGL, I purposely waited for one more car to pass me before I got in the left lane yesterday on my way home from work. There was a pickup loaded full of wood and Final Destination was actually in my head.