I swear they wait for you to take a huge bite before asking "How are you all enjoying your meal?"
"Mifff ood"

I've found that being an overweight socially awkward male fends off a lot of chatterboxes before they get rolling. Except at nerd events.

[Waiter sees empty plate]

"Gosh! You must've hated it huh?"

ಠ_ಠ

I never had talkative waiters, they're busy enough. Barbers on the other hand...

@LadyButterfly Not just the waiters. The manager at the local McDonald's is like that, especially now asking if we've won anything on monopoly.

We need to talk about the horizontal distance between those Ts. (not really :)