That's not true, the second one down from the top is a sure fire way to steal my heart. Big fuzzy bellies are kinda my thang.
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My dad already has one of those, but it's full of beer... or what used to be beer.
I'll buy six just so I can do the Zoidberg wiggle.

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Bet this looks hilarious worn over your ass.
A good way of going for a walk while staving off the love bombers.
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Dude fuckin real. People tell me "you should get a haircut and trim your beard you would look so much better"
Fuck off when I do people won't stop hitting on me.
order where?
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Just search the web. Took me 10 sec.

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