Too bad I can't store anything in my dunlap.

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[–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

That's not true, the second one down from the top is a sure fire way to steal my heart. Big fuzzy bellies are kinda my thang.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I have one of those!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Likelihood of belly slaps: +200%

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Doubles as a contraceptive

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    [–] 53 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My dad already has one of those, but it's full of beer... or what used to be beer.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'll buy six just so I can do the Zoidberg wiggle.

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  • My culture is not your costume!

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Bet this looks hilarious worn over your ass.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I wasn't aware regular fanny packs were prone to theft

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A good way of going for a walk while staving off the love bombers.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Dude fuckin real. People tell me "you should get a haircut and trim your beard you would look so much better"

    Fuck off when I do people won't stop hitting on me.

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