They sound the same, which way is it spelled?

Edit, it's the underwear that is white in this question.

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[–] 170 points 1 year ago* (10 children)

Tighty whities

Cause they are tight fitting and white.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.

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    And nobody mentioned race but you...

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "White men's briefs." I assume there's a term for when meaning can be misconstrued for humorous reasons like this. I think you're responding to a joke.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I actually read it that way and thought it was an odd choice to highlight that.

    It didn't occur to me that that might not be what they meant until I read your comment.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Technically that is what they wrote since they forgot the comma. "white, men's briefs" is a list of adjectives describing briefs, the noun. "White men's briefs" makes "white" the adjective describing the men who own the briefs

    Men's vs. mens was also an issue that added ambiguity

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    OP writes «white men’s briefs» while it’s clearly about white men’s briefs

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Yeah, that word choice can unfortunately work perfectly in 2 ways. I meant white underwear in the briefs style

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Sometimes context gives it off, other times you can apply an cheap version off Occam’s razor and just consider that the race version would be absurd and it’s likely the colour of the brief’s

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Damn, if only we had some sort of way to symbolize things like this. Maybe small characters we could add to sentences to, i dunno, indicate the way things are related. lol

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Tighty whitey because they fit snuggly and they are overwhelmingly white in color...

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hell son, they sure ain't tidy I'll tell you that.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Hi diddly ho, my friendly Lemmy-writo!

    This might also depend on how much you want to sound like Ned Flanders... So take your pick carefully!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Are briefs segregated by skin color where you live ? /s

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago*

    Tighty white supremacy

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If it is tight, then you bought the wrong size.

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