Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
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"Jesus asleep at the wheel"
FIFY
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Apparently, Jesus, while familiar with steering a car; was not nearly so familiar with a flight stick.
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should have been "jesus take the yoke," i see why the confusion
Yes, first question I was going to ask was, if Jesus was his co-pilot? Because I don't think he's been certified.
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Should have asked if Jesus had his night rating classification.
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Sounds like Jesus was a DEI hire.
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Jesus has a twisted sense of humour.
It means: "I won't question the obvious religious bullshit that you will not stop spewing out of your gobhole. You control reality now with your hate filled nonsense religious fiction, and that's preferable over reality."
Which is fucking disgusting. Glad that christian nationalist piece of nazi shit is dead. Stupid rich assholes and their private planes.
"I prefer not to fly with the commoners." Good. Eat Mountain.
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Cringe thread, top to bottom.
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