Looks like Jesus took the wheel.

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[–] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Apparently, Jesus, while familiar with steering a car; was not nearly so familiar with a flight stick.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago

    should have been "jesus take the yoke," i see why the confusion

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes, first question I was going to ask was, if Jesus was his co-pilot? Because I don't think he's been certified.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Should have asked if Jesus had his night rating classification.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sounds like Jesus was a DEI hire.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I get on a plane and the pilot is some Brown skinned middle eastern guy prattling on about "love thy neighbor" and some shit about needling the eye of a camel in gonna wonder if he's qualified.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Jesus has a twisted sense of humour.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    It means: "I won't question the obvious religious bullshit that you will not stop spewing out of your gobhole. You control reality now with your hate filled nonsense religious fiction, and that's preferable over reality."

    Which is fucking disgusting. Glad that christian nationalist piece of nazi shit is dead. Stupid rich assholes and their private planes.

    "I prefer not to fly with the commoners." Good. Eat Mountain.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Cringe thread, top to bottom.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yeah, it's not like dude was a Nazi propagandist. He was just a musician and his wife and children died too.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The article says the plane had 3 people onboard, that doesn't add up.

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    "Jesus asleep at the wheel"

    FIFY

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