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[–] 117 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Plot twist: he's a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    I love the calm before the storm.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

    Hope your pants are clean...

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    Nah that's relief that they're almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

    When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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