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[–] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    Our house, in the middle of the street

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    "why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

    I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    But I'm genuinely curious what that is. Doesn't look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Cow wow bungus.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don't need to go see the movie.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    A reddit repost from years ago?

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  • [–] [S] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?

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  • [+] -21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I love reposts, it lets me know who I can block for posting tired old shit because they're not creative enough to contribute anything on their own, but would still like the validation and approval as if they did.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    ..for unwelcome guests

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Smugglers den

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  • Pretty close to the scene in The Changeling (1980)

    image

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Okay so it’s got a Greek meander design so is it Greece?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Enough, get in the sewer

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    It Puts the Lotion in the Basket.

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