1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

Wouldn't Figure 2 be like a person playing the trumpet with their nose? I'm not saying it's not possible, but...

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

No

Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

Neither

Brass instruments require the buzzing of lips in addition to the air in order to work. Since most of the dolphin's air comes out the blowhole, but that has no mechanism to vibrate like lips it's impossible.

Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

They might play better with their butthole than these options.

As so often: the truth is in the middle

Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

Both.

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

Second one but it would be fashioned as a hat or an underwater helmet.

With their hands and lips, obviously… idiot

Out the blowhole

3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca's) because they're horny monsters.