I'll just leave this here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

This brought back a memory: two kids put laxatives in the school food at my school in 2004, same day that halo 2 was released and I had pre-booked it so I skipped lunch that day to go get it. A few students and I think two teachers who were the first to get to the cafeteria had already gotten toiled bound by the time I got back. And I think only three kids actually shat themselves. They cancelled school for the rest of the day and I was one of the few students in my age group who hadn't eaten there so I just went home and had such a good time playing the game and laughing my ass off about the whole situation.

So when they caught those employees peeing in the Tsingtao vats, how much did they fine them?

Fine might be a better word option here instead of pay. I was reading this title and wondering to myself, why would someone pay so much to pee in soup.

Wrong country, I guess... Trump would have given a huge tip for that.

They won’t pay. They will be asked. But that’s not happening.

Where can we see the video?

"But, Your Honor, we were only trying to provide the diners with a lower-sodium alternative to soy sauce. You know, for their health."

Why though? Do they not replace the broth between customers? The teens would have been the only ones using it.

This is how you do it right (or not): intensive farming = injections on fish

After all that pee pee in your coke, they can't just take a joke in China.

The cook.... This is not semen! I asked for semen!

Maybe a couple of organ donations to Pooh Bear might pay it off.