Actual "Song of the witches" from Macbeth

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

I actually remember that part from Macbeth

Holy shit. After all these years maybe we can finally figure out the true genius of Kanye's Lift Yourself

Nice we can still sometimes tell when an explanation page is AISEOGARBAGE

Few years down the road truth-seekin gonna be real tough, I worry: facts and news, images and videos, social connections/commenters… :(

What on Earth makes it think those sources implied anything?

This actually makes sense though

The thing is, that probably is an Australian expression. There is no expression stupid enough that the Australians won't use it.

Also not really for me:

Chatgpt recognized something I gave it was gibberish, and suggested maybe it was an inside joke or intentional nonsense.

Honestly, this is great for a little spontaneous chuckle

It’s pretty amusing that you can so trivially and reliably get the LLM to hallucinate

It's like when developers give a wrong answer during technical interviews, rather than say "I'd have to look it up" or "I'd have to check the documentation" etc.

Oh but it does work in AI mode. Wow, how does AI mode make the AI dumber?

handled gracefully with Claude:

The phrase "a bean can't eat the pizza" appears to be a straightforward literal statement pointing out an obvious impossibility - beans are inanimate food items and therefore cannot eat anything, including pizza.

This type of statement might be used to:

1. Illustrate absurdity or logical impossibility - highlighting something that makes no sense
2. Demonstrate category errors - mixing up different types of things (inanimate objects vs. living beings capable of eating)
3. Serve as an example in logic or philosophy - showing statements that are obviously false or meaningless
4. Make a point about unrealistic expectations - similar to saying "you can't squeeze blood from a stone"

Without additional context, it's hard to know if this phrase has a specific cultural reference, is part of a joke, or appears in a particular work. If you encountered this in a specific context (like a book, conversation, or meme), that would help clarify its intended meaning.

Is there a particular situation where you heard or saw this phrase?

Yeah, my tests all say its a nonsense phrase and does not even try.

I did

"Birch mangos consume Greedy Foxes" meaning

"Flying jabronis kick small pouches" meaning

This is basically what I got too.

dam google is really expanding the width of the snake right now

Same!

The phrase "seven monkeys with switchblades playing piano" does not have a single, established meaning. It is likely a surreal, intentionally nonsensical image, and its interpretation would depend entirely on the context in which it was used.

Thought it was fixed months ago myself

Out of sight out of mind

There's also a large AI blocklist for uBlock origin if you want to try and block AI slop sites from search results: https://github.com/laylavish/uBlockOrigin-HUGE-AI-Blocklist

Someone posted it here the other day and I love that someone's gone to the effort to compile it.

ducks don't belong in weedwhackers, burlap isn't a typical material for power tools

almost made me laugh loud enough to wake the baby!

That's a pretty decent response. The Google responses other people are posting are Cuil-tier.

Perplexity does alright too (my preferred LLM because it cites sources, which makes it easier to filter out the slop):

AI speaks the truth! I wish I could upvote this more