you got off easy. decorating

Hopefully this person has a cat.

Fun fact: we know that the keeping of domesticated cats spread to England at least by the time of the Roman occupation, because we found a 2000 yr old roof tile there with a cat's pawprint in it. It's funny to imagine a clayworker 2000 yrs ago yelling at the cat to stay off his tiles lol.

Bean pie

OK, do you have any clues who it might have been?

The home grown San Marzanos were left in a single layer on the kitchen table (because that's how my aunt does it I don't know but it's pretty and whatever)

toxoplasmosis has entered the chat

Unless that cat is trained to use a toilet, that dough now has fresh cat shit and piss in on it, along with everything else the cat has walked on recently.

Plot twist, he/she didn’t have a cat.

The mark of the artist

One one hand, aww. On the other hand, that paw has been in the litterbox as well.

A little pooh paw is good for you