I wish this upset me more than it does but my cat literally wakes me up by shoving her paw in my mouth every morning and while it is disgusting and I know it is disgusting, there's not that much I can do about it so I just live.

Doesn't mean I'd feed someone else cat shit pie though.

Bonus disgusting fun fact, I had an old cat piss on a cake and I fully ate some of it before I realized. I'm full of toxoplasmosis.