Is anyone going to address the rectangular hole cut into the couch?

This is how you ghost breakup with your cheating ex.

"In ex. Haha. Leave Leave."

Do they want me to sit on the pillows?

These need to be hung separately. Different walls. Or at least with a sizeable space between them.

If you need reminders to breathe, see a doctor my mans. That shit's supposed to be automatic.

Is that a telescope pointing down? Presumably in an apartment to allow peeping?

EDIT: TiL there's etiquette to owning a pervscope

I have trouble remembering lady gaga lyrics too

Must be fans of The Prodigy.

Do people that create and consume such art have different brains than me? Serious question. I parsed it almost instantly, but it's almost offensively stupid in execution. It's not the style I object to, it's, je ne sais quoi.

You are now breathing manually

I miss r/dontdeadopeninside

In ex,

Ha ha

Lele

That's a very bold declaration of being a cheater from a guy named Lele.

Sasa lele type beat

Ilh nae ehl xae

In ha le ex ha le makes just as little sense

same energy as "SA SA LE LE".

Also, who needs a reminder to breath with specific instructions framed as inscrutable and cheap motel art? I'm not seriously asking, but why not just put calming images there?

That's some pretty pathetic Ikea interior decoration right there...

Also, whenever you see a telescope in a living room - especially one in an apartment pointing downward, that screams "The person who lives here peeps into the neighbors' bathroom".

Thank you for crossposting, I could not remember this community’s name, but now I subscribed.

"Inhaaaaale, Exhaaaaale." Hits from the Bong - Cyprus Hill

I think this could work if they weren't near each other. Specifically, I'd like INHALE in the kitchen and EXHALE in the bathroom.

Great, now we're breathing manually.

I do ha ha

You are the victim!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LhOjN4t0YsY

Sounds like a Gen 7 Pokémon.

I thought it was a math joke

ln ex is the first line

XAEEHL

Isn't that one of Elon's kids?

….to the funny farm!

Hmm, telescope pointing downwards, huh?

KA MATE KA MATE KA ORA KA ORA

To the tune of Angels We Have Heard on High.