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[+] 93 points 1 year ago (22 children)
  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Like those leashes some parents use?

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    That's exactly what they are, kid leashes.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    20 years later, in therapy: "do you have any memory when this desire started?" "well I think it started when my mom got these weird handcuffs and used them so I wouldn't run away..."

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I remember when I was in Disneyland my sister put a dog leash on my trousers so I would not run away (I was told because of child trafficking in Paris)

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    They looked like something a kink couple on a budget might use.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Practically speaking, these would be completely unsuitable for that use. An extensible cord that goes over a meter long doesnt really restrain anyone.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What use would two handcuffs with a 3-foot long cord between them serve? I mean I get what you're implying but these wouldn't restrain anyone in any meaningful way.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    One cuff is attached to the parent and the other to a child. Like in movies where a briefcase is handcuffed to a courier, the only difference is that one is a plot device and the other is Walmart making money off child abuse.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So you don't get static shocks, from your friend, when you are hanging out.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I don't care what yall.think, this would have saved Harambe and the whole timeline

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    what not pink/blue combo ones?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    New friendship bracelets just hit who wants one!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Obligatory "salid mixer" adult swim skit:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZRWNg8k_M

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Since everybody here but me seems to know, what exactly are these?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Good but hide at least the Walmart logo please

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