Elon tried to get CDPR to add him as a character in Cyberpunk 2077, not realizing that he's literally Saburo Arasaka.
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In said interview, Grossman told the site that "Musk plainly imagines he's the JC Denton of this world—a plainspoken everyman, standing up to the elite. As is obvious to everyone, Musk is the one with power and he's just pathologically incapable of honest introspection."
And even more scathing: "I would say Musk is like a Deus Ex villain, except that the franchise doesn't have any villains as whiny and self-servingly delusional as he's shown himself to be.
LOL the last part of the article is the best
I have been saying, for I think years now, that Elon thinks he is JC when he is actually a even cringier version of Bob Page.
He literally had JC as his Twitter avatar for like a year at one point.
Its so fucking pathetic.
I guess I am glad the actual scriptwriter agrees.
Elon is the fakest try hard gamer that has ever existed, landing us in a reality that is somehow more absurd and ludicrous than even the wackier elements of DX, all because daddy didn't love him and he just wanted to be cool.
Cyberpunk as a genre is a warning, not a fucking aspirational instruction manual.
I guess we can only hope he neuralinks up his own brain at some point, and then shortly thereafter discovers the folly of making it use bluetooth.
Can he use his money to get the final game made? It may improve my perception of him by 1%… or maybe 0.1%
It would be better if he read Kapital instead in his adolescent years
I wouldn't consider Elon literally ignoring the reality of Deus Ex (i.e. Elon is the villain) to be its legacy.
Elon being a dumbass is his legacy.
Not like we consider killing John Lennon to be Catcher in the Rye's legacy
I don't believe for a minute Elon is intelligent enough to play Deus Ex considering he pays people to play brain dead ARPG for him.
I love poe. Outside of occasional theoeycrafting, which he clearly paid someone else to do, it's a very chill game and requires very little thinking once you you've played it for a bit. The complexity and difficulty is frontloaded, playing time literally makes the game easier (hence grinding) and he just skipped all of that. That whole thing with him claiming to be good at the game was so surreal.
Don't worry Grossman. For every bootlicker that played Deus Ex and took the Illuminati or control endings there is at least one of us who took the insane "We'll start again in villages!" ending just so none of the game's rich psychopaths could win. And I promise my next playthrough of Dishonored will be an ACAB abattoir.
Don't let the kind of guy DX was about stopping go on to define the past, please! That's the exact kind consent fabricating bullshit the bad guys built Eliza, Icarus and Daedalus for in those games. We never asked for this.
Imagine if Musk had latched onto Leisure Suit Larry and identified with that character instead...
Judging by his recent obsession with AI generated hentai, I think he might as well have
He literally, publicly, on twitter, offered to personally impregnate Talyor Swift
I mean, he literally made contracts with people who can carry children for roughly 9 months to do that via IVF... I'm not sure he's that far removed.
A loser who partners always leave them. A guy that is so concerned with sex he got a botched penis enlargement surgery. A man that tries to fuck every women in his orbit. You sure he isn't the real version of Leisure Suit Larry.
Aw jeez, is this another variant of the "toxic fasch dudes love Fight Club because they don't get that it is (trying and failing?) to critique not celebrate toxic masculinity" problem? Ooof.
It's fucking astounding to me how right-wingers are incapable of seeing a dystopia and not thinking it's a utopia.
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