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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Im not on hinge, and have never thought of myself as a golden retriever or any other kind of dog..

But if a girl says to me "bark for me, dog" you bet your ass i'm woofin' up a storm

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Speak for yourself... woof.

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    [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've been called a golden retriever, and I'd absolutely bark!

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    See the issue is that's considered a big strong masculine dog, so chuds self-identify with the strength part. if you're looking for puppyboys, you're looking for guys who self describe as like a corgi or a terrier.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Chihuahua bois trembling in the corner

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago*

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    Golden Retrievers aren't seen as big strong masculine dogs. Typically that would be dogs like German Shepherds, Rottweilers, Doberman Pinscher, etc. Golden Retrievers are seen more as a himbo type dog, for lack of a better term.

    Whether people's self identification with dog breeds matches what they should be picking based on dog breed stereotypes is a different discussion. But yeah, I don't think people view Goldens as BIG, STRONG, MASCULINE dogs at all.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Unfortunate...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    If I'm not going to be treated as a pet slave, what's even the point?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Women who compare ourselves to golden retrievers absolutely do

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