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[–] 105 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

    Yes officer this bait right here.

    Edit: After further discussion, I don't think they were baiting.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it 😬

    I suspect that's what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing 😅

    (for the record I'm British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they're super bold in the UK and it's really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Well maybe your not bating.

    Like a seagull. :/

    Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    They’re just outside waiting for fries.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Well, then never mind, I thought you were refencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I’m not the person you were talking to, to be clear. 🤪

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    [–] 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Just because you're horny, doesn't mean I'm horny. I just bought food. I'm hungry, not horny.

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  • [–] 159 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Fake: Girl is interested in anon

    Gay: Anon isn't interested in girl

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Girl only wants one thing, and it's disgusting!

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  • [–] 114 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

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  • [–] 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

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  • [–] 71 points 1 year ago

    Anon wouldn't have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Never fall prey to the bait!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Yeah you're not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.

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  • Fake: this didn't happen

    Gay: annon doesn't hang out with women

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Honestly, I'd probably find the situation equally weird myself. Go away, I'm hungry.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)