Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

Why risk anons virginity like that?

Is that worth losing fries?

But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"

A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...