🌍: "Soooo America, why did you start that war?"

🇺🇲: "idk man...I suddenly had all these guys sitting around and it kinda started getting a bit expensive 🤷‍♂️,"

Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?

This reminds me of when germans were excited about Hitler because he gave people jobs ... in weapons factories and in the military.

Yeah, this is a key component of the fascist agenda of both "parties".

It's part of why they want to make people's lives more miserable, so their only option is murdering/dying for the state.

• https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-touts-record-breaking-military-recruitment-but-numbers-already-rising/
• https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2025/mar/11/donald-trump/military-recruitment-is-up-donald-trump-joe-biden/

So it’s all going to plan.

I was recruited for two tacos and a large horchata.

dead ass, was walking from high-school with a friend, and two sailors pulled up along side us and told us they'd buy us mexican food if we came with them to the recruiter station. and naturally, of course we got into the strangers car who promised us tacos.

Turns out they were two sailors who had just graduated basic and we briefly back of leave and decided to drop in on their recruiter. Anyways, they made good on their promise of tacos, so I went ahead and took the asvab then and there. Did well enough to get a 10 grand signing bonus offer on the spot (this was in 2001, before 9/11). And realistically, I didn't have any plan for after I graduated (I was a few years early to graduate because I was doing dual enrollment). So I kinda just said.. fuck it and signed up.

My thinking at the time? It was a guaranteed paycheck; I knew I wouldn't starve; it would eventually pay for college; and it was going to give me a hiring preference for other federal jobs down the line. It would give me time to figure things out, and it wouldn't be wasted time. Also, it would get me out of the house and let me "have a plan", and maybe I'd actually get to see some places. Growing up as poor as I did, the military was basically the only option I would have to do those kinds of things.

Anyways, a few months later 9-11 happened. They gave me the option to drop (I had depped in but hadn't shipped out yet). But nah. I stuck with it. It really did give me advantages later in life, and because of my rate and the timing, I didn't get wrapped up in WoT/Iraq/ Afghanistan. Did my time, got out. Very close friends of mine weren't' so lucky.

And honestly it was a hugely eye opening experience and really guided my politics. I would download shows like Democracy Now! because I could download it for free and was something I could put on mp3 and rip to a CD. The US military, at least the enlisted ranks, is one of the most diverse work forces on the planet. It really gets you out of your space and shows you the true diversity of (at least, the poor/ working class) of America.

I'm communicating this not because I think it in any way justifies what I did or what new recruits might decide to do. I'm mostly putting this out there to give one example of what a teenager who goes and signs up might be thinking.

American jackboots.

I mean, ngl, even as a Canadian, the idea of joining the military is always my plan Z, if all else fails.

You want college, bud?

You better get ready to kill brown people, ruin your (mental) health and be the boot the plutocratic policeman of the world presses on the necks of the majority of nations on this planet!