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[–] 19 points 1 year ago

Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I just had a thought........but my thought wasn't coherent enough to share

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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  • Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Imagine living in a house without arms...

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

    A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

    Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

    It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    A home is way WAY more than just a house

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Texas houses have arms

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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