I was like, "is this joking about the Tumblr color theory post?" and saw this and went yup.

The fact that the ladder/stairs are visible probably means that the flat is tiny and if the camera did a 180 you'd see the front door

The giant tank of water waiting menacingly to fall like an acme anvil on an unaware pooper is only of small concern.

What, you don't have a loft bathroom? Theyre wonderful!

To take away the "Qual der Wahl"

Why is there a shower screen between the toilet and the stairs?

If you're coming from whatever the hell upstairs is, you can maybe see that someone is on the shitter without fully seeing them on the shitter? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Probably a makeup table

Yep, another comment in this post has the screenshot of the Tumblr thread

It's a cow! Hide!

Sort of the perfect gift for someone who refuses to accept their lactose intolerance. Hides those times when defeat slips from between the clenched cheeks of victory. It also gives them something to look at while suffering the consequences of one too many sips of a milkshake which, if it was coming out any faster, would still be cold.

Good motivator to be done quickly and avoid a hernia

I hate separate WC, but i must admit of its practical solution to the poop spray problem

who the fuck flushes with the lid up, this is like complaining about how things would catch fire if you go around with a flamethrower

Sometimes you just don't have a choice, because there is no space somewhere else

Basement toilet.