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[–] 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Oh. Well shit I'd take either of those.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Last time I checked, they were both in use. Will keep an eye out in case one becomes available though.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago
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    Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Literally 1984

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    And of course I left my face at home again. Damnit!

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  • It reminds me of Donnie Darko. "Why are you wearing that man suit?"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    The most cyberpunk thing I've seen, oh, this week, I guess

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Does it have to be mine?

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  • I got it covered... I got my Monty Python underwear on so I'm technically wearing several faces.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    ...but.....but I am ugly.
    Please, let me live in darkness.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    sigh Guess I'll have to stalk random passerbys from the sewers again.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    ... it doesn't way where or how you have to wear it tho.

    Do it your own way, make it a bit weird, fight the oppression without excluding yourself, live a little.

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Finally something I'm good at.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago
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    Y̶̠̭̘͙̳̠͖̓̂̄̽̌̂̈́̒̓͆̎̓͘̚͝ͅo̶̡̝̼͖̫͙̩̱͉͚̤̘͝͝ͅų̷̡̢̢̳̰̳̫͕̯̘͙̙͇͑̿͂͜ ̴̠̠͉̤̮̫͚̠̭̫͎͆̒̈́̆͆͜͜͠ṃ̵̄̃̈́̔̄̓̓͘ȗ̵̧̨̥͙̯̩̜̼̼̬̳̰̲̺̓̽͗̈́̔̔͋̅̾̓̈͂̍̈s̴̡̛̥̹̪̣̳̣̟̮̦̓͑̇̿͋̈̈̓̄̈́̕̚͝t̶͚̙̮̦̹̦̝̘̗̦͒͗́̈́̅͜ ̵̳̱̞̏̿w̸̧̼̠̭͙̼̺̞̓̀̏̂̕è̴̩̱̮̠̣̟̦̦͙̳̯̚ͅa̸̢̖̞̘̙̠̪͔͔̗̖̓̿͆̎̍͗̕͜r̶̩̺̘̯̭̭͕͈̳͛̀̂̃͊͜ ̴̹̩̫͉̟̟̦̮͓̟͖̦̱͈͑͊̎͌̅̾́͘ͅa̷̟͕̻̅́̋̂̀͒̏̋̂̕ ̸̨͈͙̙̪̠̅͗̇͐͗͌͒̇͋̈́̑͘͠f̶̻͉̤̽̊͊ͅa̵̡̢̛̱̟̹͔̗̽̐̓̓̍̎̽̓͋͠ͅc̷̡̘̤̟̫̩͙̳̟̑̂̔̀̀̎̍̐͑͆͋̊͘͘͝ȩ̸̞͙̩͎̲̗̙̜̥͖̠̅̋̈́͂̽̓́͊̔̕͝

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Literally 1984

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    If your face is very easy to remember then it probably isn't secure enough.

    It is recommended to change your face periodically.

    Legitimate support staff will never ask you to send them your face; if someone is asking for your face they are most likely trying to scam you.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ooh if I'm not mistaken that's the Manchester metrolink

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  • Guy Fawkes face it is!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Id like to take his face... off.

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    Yes that is the rule at West Jesmond Metro station.

    There's been a lot of trouble round there and it's very tough to identify people without a face.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    [The face police as I walk by with a fresh face that I am wearing on my ass]: "Sir, you face is farting."

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