may start calling Linux "club penguin" now

Funny that the pride flag is on the left when the most impressive Linux devs I've ever met all did their best work while caged and plugged in thigh highs but... Whatever

What OS is the pride flag?

Imagine being stuck in a conversation with that fucking guy.

I don't even think whoever made this uses linux; Linux is by far the gayest OS

Card Captor Sakura hell yeah

Me: 🏴‍☠️✨️🐧✨️🏳️‍🌈
(I use Arch, btw)

> LGBT flag.

H...have you met most of the Linux community? There is a community on lemmy dedicated to showing off your Linux distro and your thigh high socks.

Get lost with that gaslighty culture war crap

“Do you want to go to dinner some time?”

“I eat starch, btw.”

Hail to KING baby DAIRY.

Is that one of those incelmemes ppl talk about?

Srsly though, I find any meme that puts a whole gender/generation/ethnicity in one spot awfully stupid..

Homophobic meme

I’m…. Lost.

Let's see how well I do:

1. Coursera
2. ?
3. Python
4. C++
5. JavaScript
6. Swift
7. Docker
8. The importance of clean code?
9. ?
10. Hannah Montana Linux
11. Visual Studio Code
12. C#
13. Scala
14. Anime children in general?
15. ?
16. PHP
17. Linux
18. ?
19. ?
20. Amazon Web Services
21. Java
22. Git
23. Red Hat

scala lol

I recognize "Clean Code" in there. Isn't that the programming best practices book that seriously recommends programmers to have a hard limit of three-four sentences per function, or something like that?

Haha women stupid and vapid and only boys clever enough to know computer. Upvote.

motion picture boberto

Find you a lady who will listen to you babble about open source and then marry her.

I did and 11/10 would recommend.

Literally me. One time I was asked "What is happiness" or some other similar shit. It's not like I think about stuff like that at regular basis, lol.

left is gay and a billie eilish stan and obviously into linux she's just t4t <3

Fuck I recognize most of those... i fell for it award but for Linux lol

All the girls want to talk about gay, but I just want to talk about postgres! There is nothing better than postgres, and database management systems are a great way to break the ice on the first date. But women just don't understand it!!! All they want to talk about is gay, saying things like "you seem really nice but you're crying in my arms at 3am telling me of your lifelong desire to date a man who would understand postgres, I'll support you no matter what but have you considered that you may not be entirely straight?" Silly women!

(/s)

I will punch any guy if he starts talking to me about Postgres
(the senior architect on my team is getting better at dodging)

This is inaccurate. I could also talk about the war in heaven or Horus heresy.

"What do you think about taking a shower?"

/s

oh god not CLRS

aws? urgh also how is gay not on the tech side