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[–] 68 points 1 year ago (12 children)

“We’ve stolen your files and uploaded them to OneDrive. No need to thank us. By the way, this isn’t free so start your subscription now or don’t access your files.”

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Had to walk a friend through desyncing OneDrive and uninstalling it last night because word files weren't being saved locally. Shit is literally just malware.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My biggest pet peeve is it will randomly link to that and then start Auto-saving shit. You can start with regular saving and then you go and modify some document to use as a template and it saves over the original document itself. Infuriating.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And forget about ever updating your PC again because that shit will weasel it's way back into your system

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Oh and if we mistakenly flag something as inapropriate (like photos of your naked baby) it will be lost forever, no thanks needed.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    photos of your naked baby

    Sus

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Just try it bro. We think you'll really like it once you see what it has to offer. It's really just all so convenient and it's really not that expensive. Try our family plan to get an even higher discount bro. Access your files from literally anywhere bro. Copilot can help you with anything you need bro.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    People don't realize it was sarcasm from all the "bro"?

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I actually find Onlyoffice to be a more suitable replacement to Microsoft office. It has formulas that libre office is missing and has support for editing transparency of images in word.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    OnlyOffice sees little to no dev time and it is insanely behind LO in terms of development and features, please consider using LO for your own sake

    Guys this comment is wrong I was thinking of OpenOffice

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I refuse. I'll be switching 100% over to Linux

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Microsoft Clippy with HAL 9000s eyes. saying: "It looks like you want me to download a Linux installer. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

    This mission is too important, for me to allow you to jeopardise it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Too late! I've already got an installer on a USB drive

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The options would be:

    • Copilot
    • Start our 30 days premium
    • Remind me later
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Microsoft living rent free in your mind to make a fake rage bait error message

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I installed windows last week for hardware testing purposes (wasn't sure if it was hardware or Linux config so I wanted to try the inferior system) and lost track of how many "free trials" I had to decline by the time I was done. I fucking hate windows.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Operation failed successfully.

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    The only fake part is pretending it to be fake!

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