There's your first mistake, you wake up in the morning.

If you don't wake up until afternoon or evening, there's less time to make bad decisions in.

Very generous to even use the word "management" to refer to what I do.

Replying to this from my bed, 2.5 hours after I woke up.

"Every day is a gift. We could literally die at any moment. So it's incredibly important to doom scroll as much as possible." -my dumb brain

Time is of the essence...
or not?

worst possible

Bitch i know you're not coming for my sash.

Nope, can't relate, my time management skills are too bad to wake up in the morning 😅

Surprise quiz: Using an epsilon-delta proof, find the value to which the badness of your time management decisions converges to or show that it diverges.

Every morning when i wake up at 1400