I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

Not efficient enough:

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americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11

We are grinder brothers

I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better

Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.

Pfft, you'll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.

How to poison your spouse without them noticing

why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

people get heartburn from one slice of regular-ass pizza?

Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.