If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.

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i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed

If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.

If the vegans consent, you're still vegan.

I think that makes you a "humanitarian".

That's... that's not how it works!

Be mindful of the veganibals

Human meat is vegan

Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.

Shrodinger's cannibal.

You are what you eat...
and so is your poop