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[–] 63 points 1 year ago (12 children)

If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Antelope eats vegetation, which means antelope is a vegan and a vegetable. Tiger eats vegetable-lope, which means tiger is also a vegetable and a vegan.

    Pig eats cheese, which was produced by the milk of a cow, which is a vegetable because the cow eats vegetables. Milk is therefore a product of a vegetable, making it vegan.

    It's vegetables all the way down.

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