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There's a challenge thing for Project Zomboid that is literally this (and then some; you start with 1 tile. every kill permits you to move into 1 more tile) so if "they" are slow, shambling zombies i'd probably just use the same strats for that: Hope only 1 comes, knock it down, and stop its head. Then run like a mofo.
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sudo kill THEY
Followed by a witchhunt for the person who has been messing the with airco, causing my feet to go cold.
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I pause my RE4 game, rip out the battery out of my steam deck, disassemble my phone's battery, then when "they" come, i punture the batteries with a scizzor, throw the batteries at them, say "Hasta Luego" pretending it was a barrel of explosives. (and hope the batteries explode)
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Extra hard for me, because I lie in bed with Long Covid. But luckily there is an electrical outlet and a multitool right next to me. I strip one of my extension cords and can use it to electrocute them. Thanks to shoddy work the breaker won't flip.
The off hand is wielding the multitool. I just have to decide between the pliers for crowd control and the knife for extra lethality.
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With a bit of luck I can reach one of my swords. If not, bash in the first one's head with a skateboard or stab them with a pocket knife, then move a step and grab a sword. Maybe some armor if I can manage to get to the other room.
Edit: I tried it and could indeed reach a viking sword from where I'm sitting.
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I attempt to shatter my ceramic coffee mug and fashion a makeshift shank. I biff it, hit an artery, bleed out. I declare victory from beyond the veil on the grounds I prevented them from killing me
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i use my 27 inch monitor as a shield while using my logitech joystick as a cudgel. if needed, i use my steam deck as a throwing weapon and short the battery of my Vape to use it as a fragmentation grenade.
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My best bet within arm's reach is a 25-pound dumbbell. I think I can make it work.
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