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[–] 4 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

With a bit of luck I can reach one of my swords. If not, bash in the first one's head with a skateboard or stab them with a pocket knife, then move a step and grab a sword. Maybe some armor if I can manage to get to the other room.

Edit: I tried it and could indeed reach a viking sword from where I'm sitting.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    the swarm of radical yet safety conscious teacup piglets are wearing helmets. so the skateboard doesnt kill em. but the pocket knife is effectively a sword to them and they die by your hand. you survive and now have enough bacon until the next onslaught

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